Where’s Peter Lawwell’s unknown agent in another universe when you need him?

Alfredo Morelos has ‘turned down a lucrative move to China which would have earned him £10m a year after tax” according to a report.

SkySports said the Colombian is wanted by Chinese side Hebei China Fortune, who were “willing to match Rangers’ valuation of the striker, believed to be in excess of £15m”.

There was ‘no official bid made’, it states.

For some reason, Morelos, 23, who has yet to score against Celtic and was sent off five times last season for various acts of stupidity, has turned down the move.

It’s not the first time there has seemingly been interest from China in Morelos but, for some reason, the player remains at Ibrox.

Rangers reportedly turned down a multi-million pound bid from Beijing Renhe last year.

Cynics might look back at Peter Lawwell’s reaction in September 2011 when Rangers, a mere six months away from administration, were reportedly in a position to turn down a £9m bid for Nikica Jelavic.

The Celtic CEO said: “Last night we had a £29m bid for Hooper. From an unknown agent… from an unknown club… from another universe,” before laughing his head off.

Dave King’s Rangers seem to be in a financial bind too, with pyrrhic victories over Sports Direct’s Mike Ashley about to take their toll.

The amount of damages owed by Rangers for breach of contract is yet to be determined. But if Rangers had any way of getting £15m for any player, they’d be chasing him from Edmiston Drive to the airport with swear words and giant brushes.

Rangers continue to pile the pressure onto Celtic, as they sit joint top of the league before the season kicks off.


One thought on “Where’s Peter Lawwell’s unknown agent in another universe when you need him?

  • August 1, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Neil is our manager, he’s got plenty more players around the globe that are
    POSSIBLY even better than the original,
    TREBLED The TREBLE lads, no disrespect to the team who won their club it’s peace of History cheers lads, Thanks,
    When we go about TRANSFER it’s got a limit! Wee FERGUS plus other good people, with a common bond and love for our Celtic team put together a masterful BOARD team that had only just saved our club from? Look over at ibox, our Celtic fans have been saved from liquidated peril! FERGUS and his band of knights put together in the Celtic
    That plays for us now! Paradise dident just pop up like over the road! Years of mismanaged crowds! Back to that time it was cash paid for at the gate, operating on the level that are in place at ibox the most important thing in this club is our honesty about how many people are in the GROUND!! This is the best way to make the most possible money can’t come round and start to count heads!! Our jokes are a little bit of fun in how many fans are in ? Some of those crowds were being cut by half! if we had to guess we’d be roughly spot on 45.000 fans! Looking up crowd attendance 19.670 wot has happened with the rest of the crowd! They have left just before the count started and the time they take to walk round the place!! Our team has been saved by our Celtic family! THATS the right way forward! Setup in place budget cap BOARD must have the ability to make sure we can do this in order that we push ourselves forward !if it was that easy to use the money there’s not enough money left in our business! Spending money is not the best deal?
    Sorry for not having mentioned the season book holders! Back then not that many! Attendance over the season mystery count! Lots ma count needing some advice HH


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